Tulu Jokes -Onthe Telipuleye
G:-Chandran kant koru.
B:-Chandran kant kornda Bhumi da sutta ninna Amme tiruguvena..
2. Bus stand du onji aanula ponnula untondu uppuver.
Aanu : Erenu yaan vola tutileka aapundu athe?
Ponnu: Toodu eppar. Yaan Mental Hospital da nurse.
3. Sompana magalena mobileg SMS battnd " I Love U" pand..
Sompanne beccha......ayer.........
magaleg pander "yer sms malde aa marlan yaan budpuji.....,
ee ette surukk aaye kadapududina sms aayage pira kadapudu" .... :P
4. Onji sala Raampanna onji madme'gu poper. Alpa aaramodu kullondu itther.
Apaga madmeda hall'd onji jorda music paduver... "Ramba.. Ho.. Ho..ho..ho"
Ramapanna padya kendh...ashcharya aaper.. Aareg padya incha kenudu..
"Raampa.. Po.. Po.. Po..."
Ramapanna seeda lakkondu illagh barper!
5. Gunde : Doctre... Yanna Mage
Kaali Kaipu kaipu bodu pand ata malpuve...
Dr. : Andhambe......
Nikk yenchina Kaipu Bodu...
Mage : Yank
Sompe : Devastana
Rampe : Awencha?
Sompe : Apaga kaar'd muttuppujata?
Rampe : Anda kait pett padoli athe?
Sardar: Dayegya avu?
Salesman: Undu pijin bathnda padyare
Sardar: Bodchi bodchi.!!!!..ini yaan powder koriyeda
Rampe : athena...? naduttu kai bud du thula ge
1.Boy:-Nik Dada bodu ken?Girl:-Dada kendala korpana
B:-yes ken .
G:-Chandran kant koru.
B:-Chandran kant kornda Bhumi da sutta ninna Amme tiruguvena..
2. Bus stand du onji aanula ponnula untondu uppuver.
Aanu : Erenu yaan vola tutileka aapundu athe?
Ponnu: Toodu eppar. Yaan Mental Hospital da nurse.
3. Sompana magalena mobileg SMS battnd " I Love U" pand..
Sompanne beccha......ayer.........
magaleg pander "yer sms malde aa marlan yaan budpuji.....,
ee ette surukk aaye kadapududina sms aayage pira kadapudu" .... :P
4. Onji sala Raampanna onji madme'gu poper. Alpa aaramodu kullondu itther.
Apaga madmeda hall'd onji jorda music paduver... "Ramba.. Ho.. Ho..ho..ho"
Ramapanna padya kendh...ashcharya aaper.. Aareg padya incha kenudu..
"Raampa.. Po.. Po.. Po..."
Ramapanna seeda lakkondu illagh barper!
5. Gunde : Doctre... Yanna Mage
Vanas Malpujje
Kaali Kaipu kaipu bodu pand ata malpuve...
Dr. : Andhambe......
Nikk yenchina Kaipu Bodu...
Mage : Yank
KATRINA KAIPU bodu.... :P
6. Rampe : onjii ponnan propose malpare edde jaage owe?
Sompe : Devastana
Rampe : Awencha?
Sompe : Apaga kaar'd muttuppujata?
Rampe : Anda kait pett padoli athe?
7. salesman: Sir yee powder gethonle bari laik undu
Salesman: Undu pijin bathnda padyare
Sardar: Bodchi bodchi.!!!!..ini yaan powder koriyeda
yelle aiklu lipstic kenuva..!!!!
8.Sompe : Yaan tharayida marak mitt podu thonda
Udupi hostel da ponnulu thojuver gottunda nikk,,,?!!!!!!!!
Rampe : athena...? naduttu kai bud du thula ge
Manipal Hospital da nurse nakulu thojuver.....:P