Tulu Jokes

                Tulu Jokes -Onthe Telipuleye

1.Boy:-Nik Dada bodu ken?Girl:-Dada kendala korpana 

    B:-yes ken .

    G:-Chandran kant koru.

    B:-Chandran kant kornda Bhumi da sutta ninna Amme tiruguvena..

2. Bus stand du onji aanula ponnula untondu uppuver.

    Aanu : Erenu yaan vola tutileka aapundu athe?

    Ponnu: Toodu eppar. Yaan Mental Hospital da nurse.

3. Sompana magalena mobileg SMS battnd " I Love U" pand..

    Sompanne beccha......ayer.........

    magaleg pander "yer sms malde aa marlan yaan budpuji.....,

    ee ette surukk aaye kadapududina sms aayage pira kadapudu" .... :P



4. Onji sala Raampanna onji madme'gu poper. Alpa aaramodu kullondu itther.

    Apaga madmeda hall'd onji jorda music paduver... "Ramba.. Ho.. Ho..ho..ho"

    Ramapanna padya kendh...ashcharya aaper.. Aareg padya incha kenudu..

   "Raampa.. Po.. Po.. Po..."

   Ramapanna seeda lakkondu illagh barper!

5.  Gunde : Doctre... Yanna Mage 
      

      Vanas Malpujje

      Kaali Kaipu kaipu bodu pand ata malpuve...

      Dr. : Andhambe......

      Nikk yenchina Kaipu Bodu...

      Mage : Yank

      KATRINA KAIPU bodu.... :P

6.  Rampe : onjii ponnan propose malpare edde jaage owe?

      Sompe : Devastana

      Rampe : Awencha?

     Sompe : Apaga kaar'd muttuppujata?

     Rampe : Anda kait pett padoli athe?

7. salesman: Sir yee powder gethonle bari laik undu

     Sardar: Dayegya avu?

    Salesman: Undu pijin bathnda padyare

    Sardar: Bodchi bodchi.!!!!..ini yaan powder koriyeda

    yelle aiklu lipstic kenuva..!!!!

8.Sompe : Yaan tharayida marak mitt podu thonda 

    Udupi hostel da ponnulu thojuver gottunda nikk,,,?!!!!!!!!

    Rampe : athena...? naduttu kai bud du thula ge

    Manipal Hospital da nurse nakulu thojuver.....:P